Jesus, do you work in a boxing ring or a civil war? Who wants to mellow out on a long drive with the damn deer jumping out all over the place! #ruralliving

I guess this review won't be posted by the Wu Tang Facebook page. Just more photos of ethnically ambiguous girls in their late teens-early 20s with tattoos in Wu shirts taking selfies in their bedroom that they grew up in.

They better not be bullshitting about daddy's brain tumor and her infertitlity.

A black stormtrooper! I mean skin color not uniform but those stormtroopers were cool too.

Something about Genevieve in jeans and bare feet drove me wild.

Hildi was a psycho with no sense of design. I liked Genevieve and her bare feet. The red-head seemed to be pregnant for 3 years.

20 years ago, she would've been all about some Zima and vodka.

Wow, that really is an improvement.

Wasn't DMX under some drug-fueled delusion thinking he and Aaliyah were a couple? Seems like he did a video that implied that.

Thankfully, Susan didn't sing in this movie.

RZA was doing Kanye before Kanye

And, seriously, he got all high and mighty about blood diamonds. Like he knows where the diamonds in his Rolex came from. I loved how Beastie Boys totally made him look like an idiot at the end of the "Triple Trouble" video.

I don't know. Beyonce is pretty bangin' with bangs.

Um, Timbaland and Neptunes were already big producers before Kanye came around but nice try with the revisionist history.

#ZombieButtStuff

You should listen to "Enter The WuTang" while watching "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer" if you want to see a snowman in a bowler hat sing "Shame on A Nigga"

Now that's the way to go.

How's the wrestling league going, space boy?

You left out the record scratch in that

Yeah, I watched it kinda drunk and with the volume low. I knew there was a hostage situation and then I see the Romney boys run out of the plane and I'm like "WTF?" The U.S. went through all that for a couple of trust funders who thought it'd be fun to fuck around in Syria?