1. Stop cleaning your hull.

Here you thought I was a man, where I am, in fact, a cruise ship.

1. Stop washing your hands.

I'm all in. Can someone give me a step-by-step on how to cancel myself?

Can I make a verbiage/style request on stories like these? Could y’all start using the verb brandishing instead of flashing?

Maybe they can solve the problem with the birth rates ^^

This is basic business handshakes 101. If people don’t understand this, how do they ever get their business hugs right?

Maybe we can Sonic it into Top Cat.

A musical about cat religion in which a bunch of them sing songs to decide which one gets reincarnated? Yeah, that’s always going to be weird.

If we Sonic this hard enough, will they completely redesign the characters? Please, internet, do SOMETHING to forestall this release.

Handle + avatar = checks out

I’m getting a Judge Reinhold vibe from various pics of George.

Internet & humans can do two things at once. Its called multitasking. 

Maybe the internet can move on to fixing more important things?

I know! You care about honest, in-depth, distraction-free reporting on sports!

If women have Medicare for all, they will have reliable free healthcare; The real question is:  will federal funds now suddenly pay for abortion?  

Perhaps if they added a paragraph about Warren’s skin care regiment and clothing choices?

Women you know, use health care? 

But for realsies, go get ‘em, Warren! 

Okay, I’ll join in the revolt for just one comment, for the sake of solidarity: How does this relate to women’s issues? Jezebel, please stay in your lane.