Pro tip: When you see a pile of fresh snow with no foot tracks or shoveling done in front of the customer entrance for a business, they are definitely closed. Dude shouldn’t have needed to walk up to the door to figure that out.

I’ll validate you! There’s a Youtube video by Skill Up comparing it to the DLC for Prey (Mooncrash) and talking about how Deathloop feels like a huge stepdown in comparison, and it’s the only thing that stopped me feeling crazy from seeing everyone else shower it with praise.

As always...counterpoint:

Once again, Jezebel misses the point:

I want an alternate GoW where the entire thing was Kratos just trying to give his dad a kiss on the cheek, but everyone kept getting in the way.

I was going to say, he looks almost exactly like pre-weight loss Jonah Hill in that pic. The hell?

“This heap of rotten dog shit is better than that heap of festering dog vomit!”

Whatever, the dog is going to come back and try to eat whichever one he comes across first.

Why did she bite rabbits?

Who knows, maybe this will mean companies stop putting these things in absolutely fucking everything even if not really needed.

Ooh! This is the kind of vaguebooking I can get behind!

Remember the end of God of War III where you give pops Zeus a kiss on the cheek and fade to black?

Netflix has already said they are keeping him as Vanya for season 3

I see no reason why not.  He’s been a trans man for his entire career.  The only difference is that we know it now.  Whether he will continue to want to play female characters now that he’s shared his truth remains to be seen, but I have no problems with trans actors playing a full spectrum of characters gender wise.

Honest question, and I apologize if the answer lurks somewhere: will he still portray women, if he wants? Like will he still play Vanya on UA? Obviously no personal stakes in this question, I just wonder if that would be hard for him, or just acting a role.

This was the BEST 4 min and 27 sec I’ve spent ALL DAY. 

Yes, thank you for the daily dose of angsty teen snark, Jezebel. Following in The Intercept’s footsteps, I see! Then again, all the pettiness in the world won’t bring back y’all’s favorite nutty professor.

Sincerest apologies for White Vermont Jesus being unable to cobble together a competent campaign for the win…

Her most honest look.

Pretty sure she was very clear in that movie that you haven’t seen the last of her, so...really they should have been expecting her call. 

The Post Office saw Burlesque and decided that Cher has helped enough already...