something about a dude named ishamael talking about whales in this situation feels weird.

I also did.

Apparently.

Is it crazy that I thought he’s in jail?

Two not straight people fall in love at Christmas and everything is fine. Starring any queer people.

But imagine being the person who doesn’t follow Fortnite news and logged in to play today.

Amazing how all of these men live with a fantasy that they’re charismatic, smart, strong, and independent yet each one of these chuds is one of Trump’s handmaidens and errand boy.

I love that prank, I am still running it on my son...

But at the end of the movie it was speculated he lived. So he’s technically not dead! 

“Why I do declare, I have never gazed upon such a scarlet woman so brazen in her uncouthness!”

Honestly, the slapfight between Grant and Firth are worth all three movies. 

You know who didn’t win? My wife, when I decided to power watch all three of those on Netflix in one sitting. 

u win

Did you know that they're currently filming the sequel? The baby has to choose whether to date Colin Firth or dead Hugh Grant. Whimsy! 

honestly it tracks

Moreover, why is it folded vertically? That's psychopathy right there. 

The cats are a metaphor. The cats are Bret Stephens. 

all i want is for him to ACKNOWLEDGE US

honesty, not soon enough

When do you guys think Antoni is going to file a restraining order against us?