I know, scares the hell out of me.

If we stay on current trajectory for a couple more years, people will need to do decidedly uncool things with wire hangers :(

What’s wrong with wire hangers? You can do cool things with them!

Preaching to the choir, my friend.

Well, I mean not the snippy snippy ITSELF.  But the aftermath?  Yep.

Thank goodness she got this one right, but wait a minute, can we revisit that second discussion point because there’s only one right answer on that one too!:

I read was about the dude who vaped and almost died, which made me stress-vape an entire Juul pod.

To be fair, most of the people who drink Starbucks also hate coffee. HEYOOOO!

I mean, it was a stupid thing to say in customer service, but I’d have the same hesitation if I worked at a bar and saw somebody buy three shots of liquor for themselves day after day. It’s a lot all at once!

When I was 16 or 17 and working at a candy store, we also had an espresso machine. On a particularly slow night, i decided to see how much espresso I could drink. 17 shots and then I hurled.

Eh, 3 shots of espresso has about the same amount of caffeine as 2 cups of coffee (12 oz cups). That’s not really enough to be considered unhealthy for the average healthy adult.

Before I even saw her picture, I knew it was her.

Oh man. The second I saw “W Hotel”, I could immediately smell that synthetic “green tea” fragrance they pump throughout the lobby.

Trump also condemns the sequel to The Bourne Identity. That movie has no place in society.

Please, elaborate?

a pile of vegetables.

Caprese salad is fresh tomatoes, mozz, and basil dressed in olive oil and salt, making it red, white, and green like the Italian flag. Also doesn’t include basalmic vinegar. If it’s missing the dressing, that’s not much of a caprese salad, it’s a pile of vegetables.

Aww I love that!! I’m sure you’re doing amazing!

I legit LOVE that soundtrack (and movie)!! Seu Jorge is lovely.