Influenzers amirite

That headline is the best headline out of all the headlines. I'm a bit worried about millennials and genZers navigating this.

It makes me chuckle to think of Dolemite sitting down at his computer and writing out this response. I think it’s a whole ‘nother movie!

Yes, of course... But EVEN STILL, it's endearing (!?)

I can't help it--I find it endearing, and think it will end up energizing the base (?)

Love and restraint. 

Did she take the post? Don’t put your name in if you aren’t prepared to win!

See above, but when all other things are equal (up to and including my ignorance), sort of, yeah. 

I’m going to respond to both of these reasonable comments with one response: Your point is well-taken, and I did a bad job articulating it. I absolutely research, waaay too much, before going in to vote. If I am equally happy with two candidates, one of whom is a white cis-male, and one of who has a more diverse…

I want a woman for president. I want women for all offices. If I know nothing about a candidate, say, for my local community center elections... I just vote for the woman of color whose bio seems like they’re not horrible. Please? Soon? And yes, I am a man.

Also, of course, no one outside of my tiny bubble gives a damn about me or my life :)

I don't wear my ring all the time. But I guess I'd make a point to wear it if i were broadcasting to anyone that the state of my marriage was fine? 

Octopus is hella expensive, and usually off of the appetizer menu, but it’s so damn good when it’s done right. This is a metaphor for me being optimistic (?)

None before 1981? Boo. That juuust barely precludes me from being alive.

Wait a minute... What's your angle!

Here you thought I was a man, where I am, in fact, a cruise ship.

I'm all in. Can someone give me a step-by-step on how to cancel myself?

Wait. What about a good old Thai Deodorizing Crystal?!

Wait. What about a good old Thai Deodorizing Crystal?!

This was hard to follow, but I stuck with it... Complicated stuff! More interesting than our president, that's for sure.

Your AbFab cover photo is tops. I’ve never had a bad karaoke experience... is there supposed to be such thing? I did have fun singing Gay Bar at the top of my voice at a recent place where clearly no one had ever heard of it.