Isn't the cream ending up in the wrong place to successfully address that?

Ray Wise approved. 

...pation

It’s nice to read that everything is fine and normal at Mar-a-Lago.

Oh, here’s all of them in a row. I assume watching these is better than watching Cats. I KNOW they’re better than SHREK THE 3rd I AM SCREAMING WHYY

Yes, but REALLY, though, are you just doing these in the same way that Tim and Eric promoted Shrek 3 all those years ago with a billion ironic promos?:

I see you shiver with antici

Let's watch it, together! Featuring The Aristocats!! TBH, I'd even take Mike Meyers's Cat in the Hat over this...

If we Sonic this hard enough, will they completely redesign the characters? Please, internet, do SOMETHING to forestall this release.

Ancient Greek proverb: do what you know.

You said John Stamos, so I am posting this. I will do it each time you mention his name. Or till I die. Or till you gray me. Don’t gray me!

Bad hombres :(

My name is

Agreed, but now I want them to leverage their multitask power into fixing some things with our political totems.

Maybe the internet can move on to fixing more important things?

Best not to Google what you wrote. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I know! You care about honest, in-depth, distraction-free reporting on sports!

But for realsies, go get ‘em, Warren! 

Okay, I’ll join in the revolt for just one comment, for the sake of solidarity: How does this relate to women’s issues? Jezebel, please stay in your lane.

Is it crazy that I thought he’s in jail?