You said John Stamos, so I post this:

I think a psychologist to prep/debrief might also be appropes, but assume that there were no safeguards :( 

I ungreyed you, too! And a star! No, I don’t recall making that comment. 

You probably wouldn’t tip my glib self either, then!

Hey everyone, I shared a story about my teenage years, and here’s what this friendly person had to say about it! I ungreyed them and gave them a star. Please show them your love!

I never implied that I was correct... She was pretty high-strung, though.

Also, wow, I could drink a few liters of coffee and not do a single one of those moves!

How can you like all of those randomly listed movies? That’s a long list of films with divergent themes, actors, and artistic styles! You must just like everything you watch?

When I worked at Starbucks, we had a customer who ordered a triple shot, every single day. Eventually, I asked her if it bothered her heart at all. She stopped tipping me. Sometimes, customers asked me what my favorite coffee was, to which I honestly answered, “Hot chocolate.” I don’t like coffee. I didn’t get many…

Is it a coincidence that “nasty” is reserved for women who disagree with him?

What’s the problem here, bruh? I have a conceptual memory of dying, which is why I'm in favor of the death penalty!

Please tell me it wasn’t anybody’s birthday, and the theme was just “Video Game Birthday Party.”

I want Ticket to Ride: Bismarck 2040 to go on sale.

I want Ticket to Ride: Bismarck 2040 to go on sale.

It's a pint of Cherry Garcia duh and I don't care if you agree.

Pence thought Lance was a woman and stayed away?

I watched it. Now I suddenly and inexplicably want to eat from the room service menu at the W Hotel in Washington DC. #meetmethere

How did you do with Condemned? It was my first 360 game... I couldn’t EVEN. I had to have a friend play it for me while I cowered behind sofa pillows. Same story for Condemned 2. Was I in my mid 20s for both? (Yes)

Stay safe but active in this crazy world, friend. Thanks for a couple days of levity.

Buddy, after the multi-fronted horror that was yesterday, this beer may be the only thing that can save us. Or at least the first step to meaningful change in culture/common-sense gun laws. Yes, I'm in a mood.