It’s unfair that these celebs, who are neither prepared nor equipped to be role models, ARE de facto role models. By that, I mean unfair to the consumer (in this case, the child fans), and to the actual celeb. I don't know a good solution to this.

Yeah, drank it... I have surprisingly few complaints! It woulda been perfect for the Dem debates.

Ya’ll silly. He’s saying an ENGINE is required, by law. 

I like you. I found this beer at my local beer shop today. Does it cheer you up, as these are fruit (I guess a coconut is technically a drupe?) we’re talking about, rather than veggies? Fruit and the world’s worst adulterers?

It’s okay to be hurt, but it sounds like you had no meaningful recourse against this apt nickname. Did the teachers also call you that?

Please, elaborate?

John has many dark secrets. Yes, every time I see his name, I’ll link this:

Yeah... but he does it so cutely!

Brush up on your German... You misspelled “Kristallnacht.”

Sounds fun! Where can I get tickets? I hope they sell 🍿

When we were kids, I bought some coal at a mineral shop and put it in my little sister's stocking for Christmas. I got grounded, and it was worth it.

That's the nicest thing a Jezzie has ever said to me! I was rip-roaring drunk at the time, but yeah, I'm enjoying dadding.

I will always remember watching it in my college theater, and randomly (but in full honesty) telling my rommates, “I’m ready to be a dad." I hope I'm doing a better job than Stevesie, so far!

Isn't the actual trailer the winner? And can you please ban it, it's creator, and all participants in this film noire? 

But it's even cooler when your whole soundtrack is Bowie, in Portuguese, sung by a black man!

I like that no one gets thrown against walls in Stranger Things.

Wait, I thought Rachel Bloom just made an updated movie of this.

He's mad about it, and that's also an understandable counterpoint. 

Really well-written think piece... Definitely makes me stop and examine how I am an ally, and what it even means to be one.

Is it bad that my gaming drink is... tap water? Do you want to do a review for that?