I’ve said this before, but for the best play-by-play experience watch the games in Spanish, especially if the only words you know in Spanish are cerveza, por favor, and “Yo Soy Fiesta”.

1.) The flow of Spanish (or any Romance language) is musical, and thus you get a nice sound track to the game.

His whole adult life has been a staged fucking event.

Currently imagining Michael Scott in Times Square.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

Ahhhh I can’t handle how good he is with kids. It’s too much.

He’s already on record as saying diapers and such are women’s work and he didn’t do that. He supplied the money, the mothers* supplied the parenting.

How about a “No Entitled Pervs” section that includes every seat?

CNN posted the video of the Obamas playing with the kids on the swings, and it is one of my favorite PBO videos to date. One of the kids yells, “It’s Barack Obama!” with such joy when she sees him. Pretty much the exact opposite reaction from the kid who said “I’m scared, I’m scared, I’m scared,” when Trump walked…

I understand that sexism, racism, xenophobia, incompetence, and corruption were not deal breakers for them, whether or not they personally carry those qualities themselves.

And Tatiana Maslany

It’s really sad, because every first lady has not only been poised and educated, but has worked actively on their platform. I hate “just say no” with the fury of a thousand suns, but that campaign still came from a genuine if misguided heart. Hillary Clinton was probably the most influential first lady in modern…

Melania Trump becoming FLOTUS after the glorious being that was Michelle Obama is making me want to vomit. What is this fluff ball going to do for children, for women, for girls? NOT A GD THING, I PROMISE YOU.

Drogon, Viserion, Rhaegal?

Obligatory #DonaldTrumpCantRead

When I was enduring a major crisis that shattered my world, fiction and historical works saved my sanity. It got me out of my situation and allowed me to focus elsewhere/gain some perspective. I’m quite horrible about ‘allowing’ myself to read fiction as there are many other works that seem more pressing to my…

It’s a virgin birth!

In case that happens, I really, really want to watch you go through labor and give birth.

As a gay man, this concerns me. What if my body figures out how to somehow have a baby?

A zebra shark needs a male like a fish needs a bicycle.