It’s SO hard. Not only are you trying to say fucking “benevolent” for the fiftieth damn time while everyone else in the scene eyes the craft table and waits for you to QUIT MESSING UP SO THEY CAN EAT after you finally pull it off they move all the lights and you’ve got to do it over again from a different angle!

I slipped that exact same way walking on stage in the first scene opening night of a play I was in. I had to stay onstage until intermission, and had the worst case of the giggles in all of humanity.

Humiliating? To be a victim? IT’S INFURIATING. MADDENING. STABBY-MAKING.

My garden is doing well. I’m producing zucchinis large enough to use as a softball bats. Also, I just found this winter’s restoration project. It is a vintage Raleigh bicycle that, come spring of 2017 will be a burnished specimen of perfection.

Rose Leslie is a fucking treasure (especially with her GoT accent).

Acting looks difficult and tedious as hell.

First time wearing character heels onstage, this happened. A dancer in the cast slipped me a business card for a local cobbler (they still exist!) who attached a product called “catspaw” to the sole and heel. (not the sticker kind you can buy in Walmart, this is glued and then nailed on.) It comes in different colors…

When you figure it out, please let me know, because right now, heavy drinking is the best solution I have.

I can’t even say it in my head now it’s permanently benelovent.

After watching Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert I must say, this is the best week for spit takes !

Carpeting options for Range Rovers..

Having drunken, online meltdowns about your significant other is just bad form. We all should have learned that lesson during the Myspace days.

Them

I was trying to work up a Dada art joke, but this is better.

Corbin Bleu tied the knot with Sasha Clements

ETA: I am now a director with a team of 90 plus reporting to me. I have strong diversity initiatives and I deliberately source women and minorities for all positions, and I make it a point to ensure that every single one of the women who work for me know that if they ever have a situation, I am absolutely an advocate…

The winner for pissing contest this week (by most stars!) is: ginger is a construct! For her story “Surprise Jalepeno”!

As annoying as it is, I kinda feel like “pro-choice, don’t like abortion” is an important position to have represented (not as the party’s position, obviously). It makes it obvious that there’s a personal ethical position between “abortion is a medical procedure with no particular moral valence” and “ABORTION=MURDER,”…

I don’t care if politicians are personally pro-life, so long as they don’t impose that on their constituents. That’s what “pro choice” means, after all.

He is *not* an anti-abortion candidate. He may be personally pro-life but he stands for choice in office. 100% rating from Planned Parenthood, 100% from NARAL.