Luke was always my favorite character as a kid, and I loved him in The Last Jedi. Mark Hamill was great before, and in this film he was utterly fantastic.

“The disgruntled fans’ big issue, at least as far as I could tell, was that Rian Johnson’s version of Star Wars worked against the ones that they had in their heads.”

Yeah I don’t really have the time or energy to sit through a YouTube video that hyperbolically calls TLJ a “Cinematic Failure” and has an innocuous picture of Holdo. I don’t want this video to fuck with my algorithm and start putting PragerU videos in my recommendations or something. I’d much rather prefer you just…

A COMPLETE CINEMATIC FAILURE

Whatever else the movie did wrong, the idea of ‘TLJ ruining Luke’ from ‘hardcore’ fans is the most hilarious misunderstanding of Star Wars characters, lore and philosophy they could muster.

Rian Johnson should be given the keys to the next galaxy. The Last Jedi was great and RJ should’ve been in charge of 7, 8 and 9. You cannot change my mind on this.

The strange part is that it was the last Star Wars movie. Like, they said it was supposed to be a trilogy, but the third movie never materialized. Still, I’m pretty satisfied with the ending of TLJ.

This movie is fucking awesome and an excellent addition to the Star Wars saga.

The Denny’s next door has at least two dismemberments a night

For $39.99 you can stay at a Motel 6 in Lake Buena Vista and see more freaky alien lifeforms than any imitation Mos Eisley cantina.

lol this reminds me of my favorite Robot Chicken Star Wars sketch where they reveal the alien dude was actually just an architect who was trying to compliment Luke’s hair (to begin with) and apologize for his drunk friend (also an architect who was pretending to be a killer). But because no one could understand him,…

Are you the old man who comes in and beats the shit out of these guys bullying me? Or is this the alternative cut where I wind up in an alley behind the bar beaten stupid? (well, stupider...)

You want blue shrimp? I can get you blue shrimp.

I’m sure I’ve been on the receiving end of this interaction more than once.
Maybe I will cut my hair...

How much to fuck the wookie?

When a problem comes along
You must Tippett
Before the cream sits out too long
You must Tippett
When something’s going wrong
You must Tippett

As much as I loved Kubo and the Two Strings, it does feel like Laika is polishing their stop-motion animation to such a bright sheen that it looks more like CGI.

I have not seen this big of a misguided course correction since Rise of Skywalker.

This isnt really about hurting Activision’s public image. Its Activision being forced to account for illegal behavior. I’m sure they will survive and keep making games that people will buy. Hopefully the internal culture of the company will improve for women and everyone. 

I hope this crushes them. They literally have a dead person on their hands because of their culture.