Oh wow. This looks really good.

The best response so far.

Key Lime is such a contested flavor among our group it’s promoted coconut to regular, non-debated flavor. Some folks love the sugarless lime Skittle flavor and some think it’s an affront to the lime gods. Of which, apparently, there are many.

I think any of us who don’t treat pop-culture creators like religious prophets could disagree with George. I don’t hate the prequels as much as a lot of people do, but it was pretty damn obvious to a lot of people by the time “Clones” came out that he was ill-equipped in a lot of ways to tell the story he’d begun.

The combination of how entrenched we are in the internet/social media as well as a commercial ascendancy of nerd culture has created a sort of raged-out pcp superfan. Back when the prequels came out we were all at most two-to-three beers and a joint fans.

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Fortunately for bloviating, self-indulgent critics everywhere, they prove you can have a dumb pedantic take without resorting to sexism and racism.

Yeah, she’s got those super-gnarly scars all over her neck from Dracula, but I don’t think she herself ever became a vampire. Which is why I loved her character so much. She fell into the deepest pit of demonic lust and returned unimpressed.

Huh. I never read her as one. I know she and Quartermain became immortal later on due to some other substance, but what hinted at her vampirism?

There’s so much to be bothered by with that movie. While the decision doesn’t surprise me, I hated how they made Mina a vampire. In a pleather bustier, no less. Like everything about the film, it’s a decision that fundamentally misunderstands the character. At least Eva Green got a chance to do the character right on…

They really do shit everywhere. We’re it not for having to clean up what was left of our previous set of chickens after a raccoon attack, I’d be almost certain they were nothing but a single tube inside, given the seemingly immediate passage from mouth to cloaca.

I read his op-ed piece in the NY Times this weekend and it was, go figure, heartbreaking. I’m curious to check this out, assuming I have the emotional fortitude.

I disagree inasmuch that I do think Trump is a miserable son of a bitch and I think his compulsion to be around other people is a product of how frightened he is of himself. He needs a reflection, someone to bounce off of. If no one is there it’s just void.

Yeah, it really is chasing the dragon. No one is going to make a sequel to a movie that will recreate the feeling that first movie gave you. If you’re really interested in that, then you actually need to search out new experiences and not 40-year old legacy franchises. I loved Last Jedi, but if I didn’t, it wouldn’t…

As a middle-aged white guy, I find a lot of middle-aged white guys confuse changing with dying. If they want their precious, delicate memories of Star Wars to be preserved in amber, they should have stopped watching after the original trilogy.

This sounds great, but I can’t say I’m too down with the idea of helping out the witch who lights her chicken house with human skulls.

Never let it be said that doing a bit of home brewing and the ability to code Java doesn’t place you outside all the rules and restrictions that bind lesser men.

As shitty as the influx of trolls, willful contrarians, bad-faith arguers, reactive conservatives, and condescending pedants have been for the comment section, somehow the crazy number of people who are pop-culture and pop-culture criticism illiterate stings the most. 

Fine. Fuck those guys. If you need me, I’ll be next door at the Bœuf Obier’s watching the Jerry Lewis marathon.

I think about the air of intense psychological stress DC is trying to cultivate around this movie -that in the wake of Ledger’s unfortunate death, the Joker is just not a character to fuck with lightly- and it’s like, whatever. Romero didn’t even shave off his mustache for the role. It’s only as intense as you want to…