It’s weird to me that the new Titans series would try so hard to erase the ‘Teen’ aspect of the group when the only time in my life I would have written a trailer like that was when I was 15.

Aw hell. This is some for real bullshit. There’s no good or easy way to sum up over a decade’s worth of brilliant contribution. So I’ll have to leave it at thanks.

I don’t remember seeing any evil five-faced robot judges in 3rd Man.

If the producers were somehow able to split that coke budget in half with the audience, the movie would be a spectacular success.

Or Orson Welles final role as the planet-eating Transformer, Unicron. Which -for my tastes- is just fine, but y’know, kinda a step down from 3rd Man.

I’ll cop to being the kind of a-holes who’s insecurities often compell me to ask questions as a way to demonstrate what I already know. Not quite a “less of a question and more of a comment” kind of guy, but it’s a bad habit nonetheless.

If my dog has already had goose feces there’s no way they get some of my ice cream. No one else in the family gets two desserts.

I’m also of the opinion that even factoring in all of those elements, most just aren’t that funny anyway, but I’m miserly that way.

Video game web comics rely on both personal knowledge of the sometime niche game being discussed frequently along with a paragraph of expository text on the comic’s home site, making it an often unwieldy and inefficient vehicle for the delivery of hilarity.

I agree. Weapon degradation normally cheeses me off, but I’m not bothered by it here. Sure it’s frustrating sometimes, but only a way all games are frustrating when they impose opposition. As you say, it’s too easy to get a weapon, cling to it and just accumulate a bunch of inferior or more quirky weapons that go…

Field Roast makes a damn fine fake hot dog. It’s substantial, too. You can get full on one of those things. It’s a definite improvement over the established tofu dog, which so accurately captures the limp flavorlessness of an Oscar Meyer wiener.

Good lord, this may be the most horrible opinion on the responsibility of pop culture I’ve ever read.

It’s good dystopian world building when the solutions are worse than the problem.

Unsurprisingly, I haven’t paid attention to Nancy in years. When people began posting about Jaimes’ run, I went to check it out, along with Gillchrist’s before it. It was such a bizarre, startling combination of heaving boobage and treacly Christian-lite sentiment I couldn’t believe it. Even if Jaimes’ run wasn’t…

Your sarcasm notwithstanding, maybe they will. If Disney insists on churning out a ton of these things, they’re going to have to be clever to avoid devolving the movies into the endless ocean of EU dross.

I have no idea, I just think it’s delightful.

I just got a Switch in May, so I’m about a month in myself. It’s the most engrossed i’ve been in a game in years. I dodged any conversation about the game like bullet time for a year to go in blind. And as the blurb above says, it’s not like the story is profound, but there’s so much pleasure in not knowing. The ‘ol…

I’m super curious what his movies will look like. Will they be the same used future aesthetic of the ot, just with a new set of characters? Is he going to try for the same folk tale myth-lite quality, or something else? I love Johnson’s work, and am mighty interested to see what he does. I’m just curious how much or…

It’s been said elsewhere, and better, but it is such a marvel how BotW succeeds so well in reinvigorating the open world template by almost entirely replicating the standard game play design, but just not telling you. Every little discovery feels earned and invigorating instead of just another mark on the checklist.

Top notch choice for header image there, Alex.