What?! They’ll sign Chris Johnson but Kaepernick is sti.... Oh I’m sorry, my bad. First instinct.

Give Kelly credit. It’s been almost seven years since any Notre Dame students have needlessly died under his watch.

...and have the punter be the most interesting thing about the team. Still very much the Rams and still very much has Jeff Fisher’s mustache cream hands all over this shit-rope of a franchise.

Let’s put it another way. Only the Colts could force a team to punt five times and still let them hang 46 points up as well.

The 49ers are incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful punter.

This is a downer.

Jim Irsay bumming all of Luck’s pain pills isn’t helping matters either.

As if Marvel even realizes AoS still exists...

I liked the Ghost Rider half, but I really hate coma/matrix/fantasy/drugged/holodeck episodes in TV shows (I hate the now obligatory musical episodes as well). They’re usually excuses to not push the plot forward and let the actors play dress-up or act against character in a stakes-free way. And that’s mostly what…

cheesy 80s tv show. The hero changed into animals to help solve crimes.

It’s pretty baffling that after spending three years establishing Inhumans as a concept on AoS, they seem to have made sure to have no connection whatsoever between the shows.

I also renew my demand to take whatever positive elements come out of this show and let SHIELD play around with them. They’ll probably know what to do and I’m sure the team would appreciate having a teleporting dog.

Make Danny Rand walk him. Whiny little twit...

this hurts my eyes

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I live in an area where we get NESN but not YES. So the majority of Yankees games I can watch are broadcast on NESN. It’s not like I even have a good option for listening on the radio, what am I gonna do, listen to Suzyn Waldman instead? Doomed either way.

I swear to God Jerry Remy needs a fucking translator, and I’m from New England.

NESN is fucking terrible. Just as a general principle.

I want the Yankees to file a complaint about NESN next. Not for cheating, but for having the worst accents on TV.

This point is 20 years old by now, but, boxing, horse-racing, and baseball have all held and lost the pinnacle of the American sports landscape. It can happen. Over a long enough timeframe, it will happen to football, even if it isn’t laid low by its immediate issues.