And Jones actually took a knee.

It was worth while, if only because it illustrates this point.

If I knew anything about art, geography, 18th-19th-20th-century Presidents, French culture, opera, human anatomy, animal anatomy, food, science in general, potent potables, and potpourri, I could totally crush Jeopardy with the edge I’d have in sports and pop culture.

Any word on whether or not the guy who got tagged out was good in Little League? Been Googling profusely, and I’ve got nothing. Maybe ESPN has some old video footage or something?

Uh oh man, looks like you set off some feelers from some of the Trumpettes.

I used to think this was a clever meme, but then I realized there’s no actual contradiction at all. The Right just wants black ppl to shut the fuck up and take their oppression.

It takes a special kind of asshole to make Goodell look like the good guy in comparison...

I do think a part of it is due to college football. A lot more teams are playing gimmicky offenses. This leads to a lot of guys being nowhere near ready for the NFL.

Still not as big of a crime as the Jays trading Shawn Green for him.

There’s a guy in the Jackie Bradley JR catch thread that is “CarlEverett Archaeology Foundation”

That’s the best username I’ve ever seen.

Thank you for clarifying the otherwise mysterious ESPN crawl mention “Alex Gordon breaks all-time MLB home run record.” I was wondering if the Royals game had somehow gone 1,224 innings.

Is Collins brain dead?

The Packers also had a first-half touchdown nullified because of a dubious pick call, and I think they ended up settling for a field goal on that drive.

I still do what Maisie is doing to shopping carts in parking lots. To be honest, sometimes I do it inside grocery stores as long as I’m the only person in that particular aisle. I’m also 46 so I acknowledge that I could break a hip doing this; I’m a daredevil, I like to live on the edge. Last week I cut the size…

It’s almost as if PK was doing someone else’s bidding.

“Now we’re just talking about optics instead of actual football.”

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

You seem very offended by this. So, by your logic, nobody really gives a flying fuck. Great self-own.