“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”

I don’t even know why he’s DMing her. Everybody knows he’s a catcher.

Lololol Red Sox (and New England sports in general).

Yeah, well, you can’t go around being afraid all the time. I mean, if I let my fear control me, I wouldn’t have asked one of the most popular girls in 6th grade if she wanted to ‘go’ with me. But I muttered the 6th grade version of ‘fuck it’ to myself, and asked her, and now look at me! 35 years later, still scarred…

See, that doesn’t even apply. For someone to be a mark, there has to be a predator there to take advantage.

Correction to the correction: Kaep should start somewhere but many NFL fans and owners are afraid of independent thoughts.

spiraling his way back to Denver in the, umm, year since.

I wonder what the name the team GM’s gonna call him. “Chop Suey Cravings is absolutely gonna be on our team next year.”

I mean, I buy that someone dicked the Pirates over on revocable waivers, and I also buy it wasn’t a good trade deal, but ... they didn’t have to put him on irrevocable then! That just screams to all the other clubs, “don’t worry guys, if you lowball us we’ll just release him anyway.” As a Pirates fan, I’m exhausted…

It was dumb. It was predictable. It was clearly won by Mayweather.

Tebow is more likely to get stigmata.

that is a surefire way to make sure he becomes a blistered husk of a man, and most likely, a supervillain!

Rich, man, the good news is that baseball is probably incapable of coming up with another way to hurt you this badly.

I want to hear more about the ESPN health plan. Tell me more.

The first time I developed tendonitis the doctor that treated it prescribed the right cure, and I was back at work in a couple of days (arm & wrist braces + daily aspirin). A brace wore out, and I foolishly didn’t replace it thinking and/or hoping the tendonitis had been a fluke. It wasn’t. When it flared up again,…

Why pay for doctors with their fancy degrees when WebMD is free?

I wonder who has destroyed more promising young arms, The Mets or Dusty Baker.

The Mets’ PR consultant

Making room for Tebow

For the Mets, salary figures in cost cutting trades are counted in Bonillas.