Meanwhile, Roenick missed the correction, being too busy Googling to see if Manti T’eo’s dead girlfriend was hot.

Yes, and in his first year of looking for bison, teaches the Native Americans (whose civilization revolved around that one thing for about 1000 years) how to find bison.

Born in DC, grew up in Aspen Hill MD, the armpit of Montgomery County. After the team won the Super Bowl in ’83, I was in grade school and the next morning we all stood up and sang Hail to the R******s instead of the Pledge of Allegiance.

Chris:

Supporters of the name think they’re not racist because they saw Dances with Wolves in the theater.

Since I assume Dan Snyder googles his name constantly and will eventually read this article and the comments, let me just say this.

“Buy two Skins season tickets and get a free bundle of tiki torches!”

And after all that, still only the second worst administration in Washington.

Plus, why would you even want a garage that far from your house? What a crappy architect.

I believe you can reference that old video of young Stephen Miller crying about how he has to pick up his own trash when the school has janitors as an accurate portrayal of young Martin.

He looks like Gollum in that rendering. The artist did a great job.

Why twice? Was it an LP record?

Yup...definitely a dick...

Juror No. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.

Especially one that jumps and spins for no reason.

The Raiders taking Ray Guy in 1st round would be the stupidest fucking draft pick ever made. I mean the guy must be 70 years old.

“And no, I don’t even like the Bucs.”

You’d think Jeter would be a little more understanding about keeping around a fan-favorite statue in the field.

We could organize a rally to save the statue. I’ve heard there are some guys who like doing that.

“Black Trump, everyone!”