Nolan.

I was expecting to see three or four tweets... but then it just... kept... GOING.

These keys are pretty great, I would totally feel like Obi Wan and imagine I am using a mini lightsaber (sounds effects and all) to melt away the locking mechanism of a door every time I used them. Unfortunately in terms of usability the tiny hilts would be a pain in the ass to actually use to twist the lock open.…

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

No that's not naive.

"You're really trying to get me fired, aren't you?"

That little homer POS wouldn't have had the same reaction if Ray Rice had played for the Patriots. Fuck Simmons.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

King comes from the same sort of ether that Posnaski comes from, although now that he, apparently, has left his 'journalist' role back in the back, in favor of his 'I'm more of a fan, really' role, he's lost a bit of the pensive nature of his writings. Both of them see only the best in their subjects, but it's from a…

New Gatorade Commercial:

Damn write!

yes, people should be more accountable for what they right.

people should be more accountable for what they right

This was the only version I could find, but you get the gist.

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Thank God you aren't a film critic. That much wailing and gnashing of teeth for a 90-second add selling a sport drink, I can only imagine what 90 minutes of film would result in.

Tim is clearly a Red Sux fan

I bet some players' wives and girlfriends would appreciate those pink mouthguards.