Christ. You could practically weaponize Jim Nantz's voice slowed down.

It does when words are hard.

Here, I'll help:

When Peter King is ghostwriting it for him, yes.

Roger Goodell is following the American corporate "cultural tradition" of barricading himself in his office and having minions answer for his mistakes until the shitstorm blows over.

Jeez, Roger, does it take that long to compose a letter of resignation?

How can you be so sure this will kill the meme? It might propel it to new heights given Winston's visibility and stature on campus; I'm betting a lot of people are hearing about it for the first time today. Indeed, someday we may look back and say Winston's act was the meme's Seminole moment.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

It's only 1 in dog games.

you had me at "Captain Murphy"

Smoke pot: 16 games

MLB: Jonathan, we're suspending you for 7 games

Mike Pereria noted on twitter that the general convention by the refs is that if the play is imminent to accept calls of a timeout from the sideline without verifying due to the impossibility of checking while still monitoring the play.

He can't turn to look though right? Or he's not watching the play as it is snapped.

"So, Bill, you're sure that this video could have just fallen through the cracks?"

Any counselor, cop, attorney experienced in domestic violence issues or anyone with a modicum of common sense could have and should have told the NFL that victims will often blame themselves, defend their abusers, and even change their stories

"Ignorance is not a suitable defense."

Well, that's not exactly how confidentiality agreements work, but OK...

C'mon sheeple. You didn't notice the increased blinking rate in the second video? He was under duress. Goodell was just out of frame with one of those ISIS decapitation knives.

Nope, Suh gets kicked out of the game for doing something stupid.