That turns into a whole metric ton of WTMF by the end there, doesn't it?

Christ. You could practically weaponize Jim Nantz's voice slowed down.

*Jizzed in my pressurized flight suit

It does when words are hard.

Here, I'll help:

When Peter King is ghostwriting it for him, yes.

Roger Goodell is following the American corporate "cultural tradition" of barricading himself in his office and having minions answer for his mistakes until the shitstorm blows over.

Jeez, Roger, does it take that long to compose a letter of resignation?

How can you be so sure this will kill the meme? It might propel it to new heights given Winston's visibility and stature on campus; I'm betting a lot of people are hearing about it for the first time today. Indeed, someday we may look back and say Winston's act was the meme's Seminole moment.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

And you can't use "sandwich" like that either, it's a "meat, cheese and condiment delivery system".

As I've mentioned elsewhere, I'll defend Walkman as the generic term until my dying breath. Now please excuse me while I go to my mechanical refrigeration device and make a sandwich.

Any day. Actually - I'll rephrase. Achtung is not among the 8 throw-aways, but still rates lower on an overall scale for me.

Fake or not, I'll take War over eight of the ten records they've released since.

It's only 1 in dog games.

you had me at "Captain Murphy"

Smoke pot: 16 games

MLB: Jonathan, we're suspending you for 7 games

It would be smarter to get rid of the "windows" name altogether. Having their mobile operating systems called Windows makes no sense.

Mike Pereria noted on twitter that the general convention by the refs is that if the play is imminent to accept calls of a timeout from the sideline without verifying due to the impossibility of checking while still monitoring the play.