It's being reviewed by top men.

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

Pretty evident that Strahan enjoyed it as well.

Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

Dan Snyder looks like every 80s comedy villain poured into a five foot mold.

What? What to you mean a black disease?

Yeah, it's possible he had some dudebro inspiration to draw from; though, that shift from "fuck you" to "tell me more" seemed to at least be pretty intentional. I'm willing to consider that "David" isn't a half bad fellow just for playing along. Seems like he got some good info which may help track down these folks.

Personally, I think this shows major progress on the part of Montero. Earlier in the year, he'd have just thrown an empty ice cream sandwich wrapper.

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Mark Sanchez feels this way about women.

They will do ANYTHING to get people to stop focusing on the name controversy.

More importantly, driving while high is dangerous to other drivers and pedestrians.

This is really touching. She'll be shooting significant others through bathroom doors in no time.

UGH!.! If Tim Tebow started in his 1st game, and not his 14th game, think of all those DB's on opposing teams whose starting jobs might have been saved!!1!1

Or the name of a Star Wars Expanded Universe villain

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

It reads as if to indicate he is out of the line up AFTER he experienced some kind of "mental break[down]," as opposed to the truth, which is that he is out of the line up in search of an as-yet un-attained Mental Break.

The title makes it sound like he snapped mentally.

It makes it sound like a Hamilton suffered a psychotic break, rather than merely taking a break to clear his head.