Beggar: "Jesus. I am crippled by leprosy. Please heal me. You are my savior."

Not just San Diego. New York and the other AL East cities will lose their shit as well. That ownership group in Boston are basically Selig cronies who did all they could to force revenue sharing down other owners throats. Fuck him. Even people in Boston hate his ass.

Why is there a woman falling on her head on this logo?

Sean abruptly deletes his twitter account and says his Kinja handle was hacked.

Does Deadspin's have editors or a fact checking person? Or is it more of OMGz WE GOT TO PUT IT UP NOW before "X" beats us? A "My Mistake" is not really owning it, Sean.

um, that's kinda important, yeah?

Guy anchor clearly believes that Spider-man provoked that attack.

Now that I've seen the footage, 2 games seems about right.

The way to look at it, I guess if you're the A's, is that it's not that much if you win a World Series and you weren't going to re-sign Cespedes after 2015.

April 18, 1985

Austin Collie used to give similar interviews to the beat writers in Indianapolis, except his stock answer was, "Who am I? Why are you asking me these questions?"

FSU Players: Hey coach, what did you think of our music video?

I really don't understand this. I don't want two apps. First Foursquare, now Facebook? Just make an app and make it great. Stop forcing me into multiple apps. I bet some of these will end up ignored by their developers.

We can't fix the messages in our app so were making a whole new one.

Knock knock, it's the rest of the world. Not everyone messages religiously on Facebook. As someone who checks mine once a month and rarely has incoming messages, but that are generally important enough that I want to get them right away, I hate being saddled with an extra app just for that functionality. I'm not…

Next up: Facebook Keys. Each key on the keyboard gets its own handy app! Need a capital "A"? There's an app for that! Need a "2"? 2 easy! Just open the Facebook Keys 2 Edition App, accept a few user licenses, tap the big "2" key, then press "COPY". Exit the app and return to Messenger and tap "Paste"! Voila!…

I'm not too bothered one way or the other - two apps, or messaging within a single application. I just want Facebook to make up their minds. I think most people's frustration (though they can't articulate it) comes from the company constantly switching back and forth between features, usually half-broken when…

My takeaway is that this statement is entirely factually correct; Roger Goodell does not literally sit inside a vacuum cleaner.

For my money, the best part is his totally unprompted "Roger Goodell doesn't just sit in a vacuum and decide this stuff by himself" bit. He couldn't have made it more clear that Roger Goodell sits in a vacuum and decides this stuff by himself if he'd just said "Roger Goodell sits in a vacuum and decides this stuff by…