More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

Am I wrong for thinking that Landon Donovan doesn't deserve to be here? He's lost a step over the past four years, and I think it's time for the younger members to prove themselves.

[enters 'was there a prenup?' into ask russell app]

If you watch Bickell on Sobotka and Cooke on Barrie and you see the same thing, you're watching with major blinders. They certainly share some similarities - in both cases the "offender" (Cooke / Bickell) attempts on open ice hit which the "victim" (Barrie / Sobotka) attempts to dodge and the end result is…

No. The worst thing DOPS does is suspend to the outcome, not the action.

Hawks fan here. While I don't think Seabrook's hit was intentional or dirty, but rather, reckless and the suspension fair - the Blues complaining about physicality, dirty play or someone being gutless is hysterical. The fact is that the Hawks, during the last 10 minutes of game 3, needlessly or not, were only…

Nice to see that you can put Cyrillic in Comic Sans.

I'm growing to hate everyone in baseball for conspiring to make me sympathetic towards Alex fucking Rodriguez. A year ago, I was hating him as passionately as anyone else, but the piling on has just made me feel bad. Baseball is so full of itself and its dumbass traditions it's sickening

Suspension or no suspension, he doesn't seem to be missing any plate appearances.

Jeter: Stay away from the light. The light is dangerous. Don't even look at the light.

Michigan State played against terrible teams almost entirely.

As a Washington fan I'm more concerned that Kyle Shanahan's dad keeps hanging around the locker room.

Richard Incognito is a monster who needs his daddy, and Jonathan Martin is a toddler who needs his mommy.

The NFL... does a great job of keeping drugs out (not perfect, but better than baseball)

This from the team that counts Ozzie "Backflips" Smith among its club legends.

Fantastic stuff- I wonder what this would've looked like 20-30 years ago compared to now. Obviously, players are bigger now, but it'd be interesting to see by how much.