Ashley going to the Peggy Noonan/Tom Friedman Journalism By Talking To Randos School. I like it.

“look at their eyes when they’re lookin’ at each other. It’s like that hungry look.”

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

The URL to the press release is “https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/ivanka-trump-headline-worthy-opening-line.” More great work from the Trump web development team.

If Bernie was the nominee this shit would have been there from the starting line. This is despite the fact that he’s about as secular of a Jew you’re going to find.

Suddenly Bernie missing out on the nomination doesn’t seem so bad.

As a Jew, I’ve been predicting that if Trump somehow gets elected and the economy (inevitably) crashes under his deregulation, you’ll really see them take aim at the jews.

Alex Jones circa the early GWB era (ie the Waking Life era) was very different than he is now. He was still raging about conspiracy theories such as the New World Order etc, but he was from more of a libertarian, anti-corporatist, anti-statist perspective. He’s since morphed into a far-right authoritarian populist who…

First they came for the sheriffs.

Trump can’t grow a beard

Let me knows what he thinks about that once he sobers up.

At least one of you got off the drugs

I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.

I was first exposed to Alex Jones years ago in the film Waking Life and I watched that movie over and over again, usually with the help of some type of hallucinate. I was mesmerized by his speech, thinking he “really got it.”

I think that’s the problem with the Republican Party. They see feminism, equality, tolerance, etc as a zero sum game. Marriage equality means your marriage is less. Black lives matter means yours matters less. It is a good way to keep your party white straight and male.

Progressive ideas like being against rape, tolerance for the LGBT community and equal pay. This offends the male nerds-who-can’t-get-laid base of the GOP. Let’s check in with the Republican base as they had something to say today...

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for

Great topic.

Come now, sir. the Republican party has fought long and hard to protect womens’ lady parts from women since at least 1930.