I don’t think anyone here was confused about that.

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

The Post seems to spend a lot of time trying to humanize these horrible people. You can’t have your banner be Democracy Dies in Darkness while trying to stoke compassion for those responsible for its death.

“Could you not drive in that scenario?”

Short sentences are all The Situation can manage.

He looks like a Bart Simpson Realdoll.

Probably something to do with the fan base or league management.

The NBA is far superior in this regard. Far.

Popovich and Steve Kerr are also great on this topic. It’s amazing how bad football is even though the racial league makeup is somewhat similar. And yet, most offensive lines in football are one step removed from a Klan meeting.

Her mother isn’t black...

That’s how you get your kid to move in with an old heroin addict you don’t approve of.

It was because her parents disapproved of the older heroin addict she began dating. Just providing context

When my daughter was having a hard time finding a job, I told her, “as long as I have a roof, you have a roof. I can’t promise that it will be ideal, or even comfortable. But you will never be homeless as long as I’m not.”

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

You can pry my bread and tortillas from my cold dead hands. Bury me in burritos.

You know, I’m starting to think this Brexit thing was a bad idea...

See, Mike Trout, this is how you market your sport. Pay attention.

This article has nothing to do with Tim Tebow.

Britt should be careful - her career trajectory has her spiraling towards porn sooner than later. Glass houses, Brent, glass houses.