Page Six reports that while Joan’s daughter Melissa Rivers “initially cooperated with the book,” she eventually decided put the kibosh on interviews with its author, Leslie Bennetts. Why? Well, maybe because the book isn’t entirely kind to her. One reason for this could be that, per a source, many friends of the late…

I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.

My buddy started Hoyer over Palmer this week. Moments like this are the reason I play fantasy football, so I can kick friends while they’re down and they’re forced to live in shame for a week.

Wait, so the money is paid to NFL.com and not the members of your league that you’re trying to cheat?

Could be innocent enough. The NFL has long considered actual players interchangeable.

Her?

A little egg on egg action?

She’s not good at cyber!

Well, might as well leave this here:

Does she not have internet?

Regressing to the mean. Embrace your 7-9 destiny, Rams.

I think you mean it would “blow”

Not if you inhale it and hold it in like a bong hit

I don’t think you know what a beer belly is.

Nothing like a cold glass of Schitz.

Counterpoint: brunch is breakfast with booze which makes it objectively superior. The idea that one must leave one’s home for “brunch” is a lie told by the diner industrial complex in conjunction with the lizard people. All you need is eggs, mimosas, bloody marys, and the will to be great.

I thought that was the case too. Especially “heavier” foods, like protein.

Brunch is the most important meal of the day.

I can’t skip breakfast.

Found some! My how time changes everything.