Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

If you fucked up Step 1, sorry, sucks for you. The bootstraps are down there, good luck.

Truly losing sight of more important things to be proud of

This has gone beyond “not liking” the guy.

Saying all Mexicans are murders and rapists while running for President is shocking.

I think when the phrase “Republican presidential nominee” is used to describe him, then yes, it should definitely be shocking. This disgusting pussy-grabber has vocally (and photographically) expressed his erection for his own daughter on multiple occasions, and he’s now on a presidential ballot.

And what kind of husband would continue to support his father-in-law in this situation?! Ivanka is surrounded by terrible, terrible men.

I know I do and he’s younger than me.

To be fair, we also all wish Michelle was our mom, too.

I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.

She was taught daddy sexualizing her was normal and loving.

I can’t help but feel somewhere deep in her heart she wishes Obama was her real father.

Their brand is in the toilet.

Yeah. You have to be groomed to think this is okay.

If anything Tiffany is the “normal” one - trying to distance herself as much as possible from her orange buffoon sperm donor

And the theory that she was abused early and often until she thought it was normal and internalized it grows stronger...

Ivanka Trump is definitely not the “normal” one. She’s a bit more self-aware and has slightly more modern sensibilities than daddy but she’s every bit the branding opportunist that he is.

“There are members of Congress, current and former, who have rubbed up against women and who have put their tongues in their mouths uninvited.”

That video. Interviewer says that in 1998, Trump defended Bill Clinton against the allegations, saying that Bill was the real victim and that his accusers were “terrible” and “unattractive”.

I’m pretty sure Don Draper came up with it.