If it was a legitimate shooting, the body has ways of shutting that whole thing down

I would’ve at least expected Tim Ream to be caught out of position on this question.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

And to be fair, wouldn’t it be even more disturbing if he traveled with a “life-sized silicone mold of a woman’s torso” that WASN’T “complete with vagina and anus”?

He probably started with masturbating in front of small animals.

fine, okay 

Later on in his career, after being sent to Tampa Bay via trade, Winslow acquired a life-sized silicone mold of a woman’s torso—complete with vagina and anus—to bring with him on road trips, according to one former assistant coach.

It’s a lock that this story is going to get weirder before it gets normaler. 

That’s not what I was expecting John Rocker’s kid to look like

There’s plenty of versions of DBT covering this, but here’s one with a young Jason Isbell.

Came to check if this was were. I was not let down.

The Latin Babe Ruth, el Bambino Latino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

“He comes out of the dugout and approaches the mound, clearly excited to see himself listed as a pitcher on the Jumbotron...”

Sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about Hernán Pérez here. Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s Hernán, in Milwaukee.

As a child of the 80s, I’m stunned I never saw that video. I watched half of that video as if looking at a multi-car pile up, jaw agape. “Close your mouth Michael, we are not a cod fish!” I can just imagine the director of this masterpiece during brain storming, listening to the song with the band ....

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

COTY material 

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

this song is fire...

Nope; it should have been done a while ago.

The stadiums are designed to distract you no matter what age you are, even when players are at-bat. Vendors, stuff on the video boards, food and drink...the teams/orgs themselves are doing what they can to keep you from paying full attention.

And nevermind how fucking fast…