Is there a joke here that’s going over my head?

This is really funny and really Brownsy. But I think the best part is that there was a moment where some junior sleuth who interns for the Browns looked at an Instagram post by a Cleveland DJ and exclaimed, “We got you, you son of a b***h!” and then excitedly picked up his phone.

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

Here’s a couple definitions for faulty from my dictionary:

A few weeks back I had a family function in a town with a AAA team. Had the evening free and there was a game that night, so even though it was broiling I checked out the tickets.

Yeah, with how dangerous cars can be, you’d think we’d make people register them, and get licenses to operate them, and prove they are competent to operate them, and even in a lot of states require inspections to ensure the cars are safe to be on the road.

But part of the issue is that we take steps to prevent those other kind of deaths. Meanwhile, we do fuck all about guns.

Basically, there are a lot of white nationalists who are teetering on the edge of a cliff, ready to fall over and preemptively start the armed conflict they have long-believed is inevitable. Trump is not responsible for their actions but he is responsible for giving them the little nudge they needed to fall over the…

Dipshit shooter can say whatever he wants. He’s 21 years old. He was 17/18 when Trump announced his campaign. He was 10 when Trump started his racist “birth-certificate” crap. The GOP was a white nationalist party before he was born. Fuck Trump and everyone who’s ever had a kind fucking word to say about him.

“Man, I really blew it. I could’ve gone a lot bigger on my tie knots. Like, people think wow Merrill can he go bigger than that? I let them down and I let myself down. May god have mercy on my soul.”

I will immediately pledge lifelong loyalty to the first official team Twitter account that links their own WYTS article with the response "Tough but fair"

It’s always going to be Boston. Doesn’t matter the sport or the year or how good or bad the team was the previous year. Boston fans will be the most aggrieved.

To paraphrase: You need to be terrified of #MeToo, bitch.

There’s already a moat there. It’s called the Rio Grande. 

“who is the orange man?”

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

It’s actually Dannies DeVito.

That’s Miss Chanandler Bong.

Billy Madison