How long before they decide that pavement is liable to potholing and rutting, and invent some sort of extruded steel sections for the vehicles to run on, to ensure the vehicles have a smoother, longer-lasting track to travel on?

So you mean to say that Curtis discovered an ... LSD Soundsystem?

I’m holding out for the rarer Billy Ripken “Fuck face” signed Gacy painting. 

When I saw the headline I thought this was going to be an article about his contract.

The Cubs get their baseballs from their mascot, Clark.

Which version of Deadspin was that, exactly?

When did that Deadspin exist?

I think this guy is a pigeon. Even their username is a pigeon-sound.

I didn’t get it until I read your comment, so go have yourself a beer and put it on my tab.

Needs a Lamborghini? If only he had been on the Edens on the evening of August 27, 2007.

this attacker is apparently “known to the police for orchestrating similar incidents in the past.”

OW ME BACK

In this case it is a curiosity. Same as a swinging strike on a Jordan Hicks fastball- it doesn’t matter how fast it was, you know it was fast.

+1 rolling in the deep

And the baby will be voiced by Bruce Willis!

Every article, every mention and I fear him going to NJ. I mean Jack Hughes is supposed to be awesome, but Kappo Kakko looks like the scorer we’ve needed since Jagr.

Little-known fact: His first cameo was actually in season 7, episode 6.

I don’t give two shits about basketball but 1) that’s cool as shit and 2) someone in my timeline posted this and it’s a Top 10 all-time sports photo:

Fuck that juy.

He hasn’t even signed with the Knicks yet and he’s cursed.