That horse knew what it was doing. It knew EXACTLY what it was doing. Trust me, I'm a monkey.
That horse knew what it was doing. It knew EXACTLY what it was doing. Trust me, I'm a monkey.
A stone’s throw away from Monk.
I’d be interested in a deeper read on bran’s claim that it’s about protecting history, when he’s largely a vessel for history that he isn’t actually sharing with anyone. I appreciate the symbolism of it, but is anyone going to tell Edd and Random Northerners about any of these sweet history facts before they die…
Grey Worm might as well have announced he was retiring and had just bought a boat.
I often don’t get my own jokes and am just hollering into the ether. I thought that’s what we were here for?
Listen, I only have two personal rules on Kinja. The first is to rec every comment I see on name of the year voting because we all deserve a voice. The second is to speculate how the Knicks might mess up
Summitt Mounts, Peaks
This hardly seems newsworthy so I’ll take this opportunity to say:
Lady Techsters is a terrible name and their logo is shameful.
I remind myself this all the time.
Darvish almost single-handedly lost that Series for the Dodgers. Go back and look at the scores for the games he started and imagine they they might've been if even a halfway decent pitcher had taken the mound those days.
It’s part of their Privacy Policy changes.
I find it suspicious that both of these have exactly 69 likes and 69 retweets.
How oblivious do you have to be to blame the unpaid athlete in the middle of a controversy over the players not reaping the rewards of the mega shoe contracts?
Also, it would be delicious if Zion got benched for the rest of the season by the NCAA for effectively endorsing Nike in those post-game comments.
I’m not tryin to hear that, see
Onion alwasy delivers:
Can I interest you in a Pit of Ultimate Darkness?
“The chair tells me that he didn’t know about it and I will take the chair at his word.” said Baer. “The chair felt badly about it. He felt very badly.”
Maybe she was texting Philadelphia to say congratulations.