Warning: It was extremely gross and alarmingly red.

...if phones continue to make everyone’s attention span OOH LOOK SQUIRREL

It was actually his Canadian cousin. Rick Poutine-o

I know you spent a lot of time explaining that there’s a lot we don’t know about this investigation. Still, if police thought these women were sex slaves, videotaping them giving handjobs for 6 weeks so they could charge a bunch of people with misdemeanors seems awful callous, even for cops.

have you SEEN Jesus’ abs?

We did the same thing for Rio.

When did Pacers fans become funny and ruthless?

Fuck Tom Brady with a 5 pound beefsteak and drown him in generic ketchup.

Fuck me sideways, I need more patriot hate. Through sheer attrition, everyone gave up on hating the pats before and after the SB.  Not Drew.  Keep bearing the standard, the Football team from Boston SUCKS.  Always will.  Fuck Tom Brady with a 5 pound beefsteak and drown him in generic ketchup.  

Goddamn its good to have you back Drew, you magnificent bastard.

Dude, get over yourself, lest we get into a debate about whether my comment is a genuine indictment of the festering racism that persists in a state that has not elected a single nonwhite person to a statewide office in the last 150 years, or is merely a lighthearted Wednesday night joke.

Whoa whoa, buddy.  Time out.  Take five and think about what you did.

+9/8 stars

+1 I am fuckin’ HERE for the Brubeck content

If that towel was a peshtemal, hammam or fouta, could we say the ref Blew Rondo a la Turk?

A spokesman for Roger Goodell says the commissioner will indeed take action, and that he was not previously aware of the video.

It looked like his knee traveled.

lol After an epic Pats win

When I spoke to a coworker about the similarities of this game to how the Giants defeated the Bills in the SB by eating the clock or the Burkhead play that Romo mentioned wasn’t used for a decade I realized part of Belichick’s brilliance is he can do things “in game” that he’s seen but nobody else has. I mean half…

But games like tonight, that’s the part where the Pats/MAGA telepathy everyone likes to talk about breaks down a little bit. New England, who as a lifelong Jets fan I fucking despise, are undoubtedly incredibly well coached and disciplined; everything Trump is not. Every one of those insane 3rd down passes were…