I love Elizabeth Banks’s look, from the hair color to the dress. And I’m into Priyanka Chopra’s trench coat thing as a concept, but how the heck does she sit down (on the toilet or otherwise).

Head to toe, this is PHENOMENAL. That color looks so lovely on her.

THIS!

A “pucker” of assholes?

It’s a lie too, that fucking yabbo eats pizza with a fucking fork and knife. Philistine!

That’s so fucking gross! That’s not how you eat pizza...this is how you eat pizza.

He’s so very unattractive to me.

He is usually not naked which is a blessing.

This isn’t to excuse Eyre Festival, but if you are willing to fly somewhere and pay over 1k to see a music festival headlined by Blink 182 I just am never going to feel sorry for you.

He’ll be dead one day. That will be nice for everyone.

Sometimes?

I’m trying to be a nicer person.

Sometimes???

LET HE OR SHE WHO HAS NOT ACCIDENTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT MEMBERSHIP IN A NEO NAZI ORGANIZATION CAST THE FIRST STONE

I’m struggling to make sense of that word salad. Are you saying an institution like UC Berkeley should not be allowed to cancel a speaker’s lecture on their own campus? That once they agree to give someone a platform, it is unconstitutional to call it off?

Because that is absolute bullshit. No one is owed a platform,…

Both. And if you think something like that isn’t going to eventually end up being shoved up an asshole in most cases at some point... you have a very generous, kink-free view of humanity.

Men refusing to handle emotions like adults is most of political history, actually.

Milo confuses wanting to be heard with having something to say.