Fyre Festival is the Juicero/Theranos of the rich kid party scene. Silicon Valley is batting .000 this year.

If you are feeling negative, they’re not all coming out. Or else you have so many that one entire week of getting them out barely puts in a dent. If you send me $50 I will send you an egg to sit on which will absorb all of your excess negative emotions. It comes with the added benefit of a baby chicken hatching about…

This is great for people who have an abundance of money and a shortage of common sense. Goop is such a waste of time and money.

Lena Dunham and Cameron Diaz will appear alongside Goop experts like Serrallach and Junger. Ticket tiers are named after different gemstones, and range in price from $500 to $1,500.

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

More like DADDY amirite?

I hate him. I hate him so much.

Her stupid whispery baby voice.

And plastic surgery!

It’s like when you see people ordering chicken fingers at a seafood place - JUST STOP.

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Blake Shelton isn’t exactly sure why Gwen Stefani digs him so much.

That tidbit alone has ruined both of them for me.

I usually go with “fish belly white” for myself after a long winter’s hibernation.

but from what I’ve read almost every piece of history that’s in the Bible has eventually been proven

I posted it because his voting record over the decades has always been in favor of women’s rights and access to healthcare. Here’s more. He even sponsored the Freedom of Choice Act in 1993 and has voted in line with women’s interests for decades. He has a 100 percent approval rating with NARAL as well, and has…

Let me preface this by saying that I am vehemently pro-choice, but wasn’t there literally not another Democratic choice? So the choices are: vote for a Democrat who does not agree on a very very important issue, or: vote for a Republican who does not agree on every very very important issue. Hmmm.....analysis: Fuck…

“The voice of the average, blue-collar American isn’t necessarily represented in Hollywood.”