Just more 4-D chess by the Greatest Dealmaker Ever!

100% positive that they got a tip from a racist informant.

Starred for “bucktoothed pudding.”

It’s funny that they expect us to believe that’s how she actually looks.... old photos reveal she’s the same chinless bucktoothed pudding as her brothers.... but bam, as soon as you get a jawline installed + a few veneers, suddenly you’re some kinda genetic role model.

Oh, jeez. Take your disgusting star.

“Dad even helps me apply the Chapstick. He says the best method is to put it on his lips first and then press them to mine to transfer it. He also uses this method to make sure I have plenty of it on my nipples as well.”

^^^DING! DING! DING!^^^

It was absolutely a control thing. He knew she’ll never be able to forget what she witnessed, because how can you forget something as fucked up as this?

I’m taking this as proof there really is a god after all.

lol you sound triggered, maybe reconsider your stance on trigger warnings? They could save you from a lot of future emotional turmoil.

Bingo! If reacting to a woman’s words in a way she doesn’t care for equals sexism, criticizing a gay man for rolling his eyes is homophobia. What’s good for the bug-eyed goose is good for the silver-haired gander.

Did you know scallops can swim??

me, to the mystery coworker:

I remember years ago she said she had never actually kissed a girl and now she says she did that and more. Like, just shut up, Katherine. I know you grew up in a super religious home but it’s 2017. Being bisexual or pretend bisexual isn’t edgy.

“A falsetto child?”

Buh buh buh buh buh buh

Goldie & Roddy McDowell. Two of the best together.

“Ew, lepers.”

Shhhhh...

Anytning masterpiece is good as a rule. Also Home Fires, which is on now where I am.