yammeringhemorrhoid2000
yammering_hemorrhoid
yammeringhemorrhoid2000

More what? More dimple?

Is it the dimple?

You say that like I don’t drink wine straight out of the magnum.

Because Ivanka has specifically positioned herself as a moderating influence to her father, as the “neutral” advocate for women whose goal is to bring her father around to a “better” position.

Bannon looks like a semi-sentient case of face herpes.

If I ever see Paul Ryan I wanna body slam that lipless, Ayn Rand worshipper so hard.

I’d settle for giving him the Brad Marchand special, but I’d have to have a hockey stick in my hands at the time. That way I wouldn’t have to actually touch him.

Don’t sleep on “I wish I hadn’t voted at all.”

Me right now:

Come sit by me, shug.

But her e-mails......

Now, she says she regrets her vote. “I wish I didn’t vote at all,” she told the South Bend Tribune in March. “I did it for the economy. We needed a change.”

I’m not a petty man, so I find no.........