PANGEA.

When I learned that’s what they’re called, I died. My aunts and cousin are HUGE Fanilows.

Their eyes are drifting apart like Pangea. It’s unsettling

Yes. That is it. There’s something literally fish-like about their faces. The eyes? Idk. Like prey that have their eyes on the sides of their head and not in the front so they can see around them better.

Wow, guy has been in a relationship for 39 years? Mazel tov there Mr. Manilow.

Yeah, I think there’s a lot of projecting going on here, mixed in with maybe a teeeeeeeensy bit of xenophobia. When you speak multiple languages well enough to eavesdrop on people who assume you don’t, you learn that other people’s conversations are just as inane and harmless as your own.

Or she just wants to talk to her mom in her native language. My parents (and aunt, uncles, etc) mostly speak English well enough but their native language is Spanish and it would be silly for me to talk to them in English to avoid giving eavesdropping gringos a complex.

Smokin’ hot. Also, he allegedly proposed to her in Spanish! I love those crazy kids.

NOT attractive. Just blonde haired with big tits. She looks like her father with an eating disorder - wobbly jaw and narrow eyes. She always looks like she’s about to start crying because she feels attacked.

...somewhere in her brain she’s still the bumpy-nosed, weak-chinned goofball that her genes want her to be. She doesn’t MOVE like a naturally attractive person.

I don’t think he physically or sexually abused her tbh. He’s proud of her because she’s “fuckable” and in his mind that’s the highest achievement any woman can attain.

I’m not saying that many many stupid people find her attractive, but she isn’t attractive. She’s heavily, heavily cosmetically altered. Normally I only see this on older people, and when it’s done well (expensively), I think “yeah well, it’s not a NATURAL look, but they actually look pretty okay I guess.”

I don’t even think she’s attractive- just thin and “well-groomed”.

It’s impressive what surgery and makeup can do, but the more I see her, the less I can ignore the features she’s inherited from her father and consequently find her more and more repulsive.

Honestly, this may sound like sour grapes, but I do not think she is attractive. Her face has a weasel/ratlike quality, and she needs to lay off the botox. She’s not even 40.

And as I have stated before, big fucking deal rich girl is attractive. Plastic surgery, never having to do any manual labor, and a glam squad will do wonders for practically every person.

Yaaaas you better lean IN to that queer subtext, Netflix

I lose it every time he comes in

Come on, he absolutely slays it in Step Brothers with Sweet Child O’ Mine: