Stereotypes aside, minivans offer more practicality than the average SUV while getting better fuel economy. The only real-world sacrifice you make with a minivan is that you can't take it offroad, but nobody goes four wheeling in new SUVs anyway. It's a shame that minivans, America's most sensible vehicles, have to be…

Worst. Interior. Ever. I am only 5'11'' and I could not move inside it. Also oceans of cheap plastic. Give me the S2K all day long!

Good plan

Let me Google some for you:

Florida may be fucked up, but that's no reason to spam political stuff.

I get approached at gas stations too, you know.

"Excuse me sir, I can't help but notice you drive an old german sedan. Would you like me to call a tow truck for you? Oh- you're just getting gas? You mean it actually runs?"

I thought the 2015 CTS-V wagon and sedan were on the kill list?

http://thecarconnection.kinja.com/the-2015-death…

I never thought an ass could look so good in a nomex suit. I have been proven wrong.

I'd take the STI. Looking like an adult is overrated.

Nothing. Planes crash occasionally. You can take your tinfoil hat off again now.

310hp/320lbft? Plus decent mpg? That sounds nice enough.

Am I correct that "Ukrainian rebels" are the Russian-backed seperatists?

Mustangs are the most OVERrated cars in the history of the automobile. If it made the list I would have been done with this site forever.

WHAT THE FUCK NISSAN. You'll build THIS:

Correction: She improved the aerodynamic drag on it

Your buddy's aunt? If she does it why aren't you doing it? Also $63 an hour for a $19,244 payment means 305 hours. 305 hours in a month means almost 80 hour work weeks. You suck.

You must seek out the chosen few known as Mythbusters as they hold the answers to all questions.

It's because they are aftermarket wheels...

Obviously, NASCAR fans would handle disappointment much better if it were the other way around.