Out of sight, out of mind, am I right? I mean, deadliest conflict since World War II but nobody cares because it's confined to Africa.

an astronaut

"Christianity is the majority religion in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, followed by about 80% of the population."

I'm always happy to see you, Andy!
I'm always happy to see you, Ollie! Yayy!

My favorite Blockbuster memory was the BE KIND, REWIND stickers on the NES cartridges.

I won't forget you, Andy!
And I won't forget you, Ollie!

Yes he was, Other Barry, yes he was.

Hey, wasn't one of the scientists also named Barry?

And the road maps and ice scraper?

No, you must find the Jade Monkey by the next full moon.

There's a collection of fake episodes on rubbercat.net

I loved Bob's increasingly pathetic phone calls.

D I S C R I… N A … wait, did I say "M I" earlier or just think it?

The borders on that map make as much sense as the actual borders on Africa.

If you're wondering why, I think somebody linked to it on Vox Day's blog.

When did Modern start for you, 1750?

Dave Mustaine was replaced by a pod person years ago.

Is this Ed Flanders?

This is Josephine Hopkins, aka Happy Dude. The court is making me call everybody back and apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power.

Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.