I feel the opposite way: Batman and Robin is so bad it's good, while Batman Forever is just dull.

The island will be one of danger?

There's a song by The Depreciation Guild called Butterfly Kisses and it's good. The one that's played at weddings… not so much.

Will your wedding be doubling as a fundraiser to cure boneitis?

Mr. Plow.

I think what happened is that it turns out the world really ended on December 22, 2012, and we're actually living in a shoddy replica.

I think we're all living on a different fucking planet or bizarro alternate universe.

Are you sure you haven't been reality-hopping?

But nobody who speaks German can be evil.

I hope Cut Rate James Mason shows up.

Ezekiel's Wheels Klezmer Band
Sarah Rabdau and the Self-Employed Assassins
What Time Is It, Mr. Fox
Stretch Princess
Maurice Duruflé
Phil Berman

I would have liked the premise more if Mr. Burns was so out of touch he was decrying innocuous things as political correctness gone mad.

Why do people even have to dress as native Americans? Why can't they just dress up as the Joker or a zombie or something?

So when Krusty says he threw on an old rerun and nobody will know the difference and on TV, he announces that the Falklands have been invaded, the joke was that it was obviously a rerun, but now people really won't know the difference.

I thought that about Empire Carpet until I read your post.

And twinkies. The only four immortal things.

Exactly. There are a few people calling themselves alt-left and they have more in common with the alt-right than they do with any actual leftists.

I do not think "alt-left" means what you think it means.

Nothing beats Sam Seder's rendition of You're The Best in Nude Beach.

See John Galt.
Galt, John, Galt.