If I wanted a TV president, I'd vote for Mr. Rogers.

WITHIN ANOTHER MATRIX

This isn't Jack Pine Radicals, this is the AV Club.

They forgot to actually watch Kamp Krusty?

Most loved disco hits of the seventies as played by the McThrifty Bagpipe Brothers needs to be a thing.

Can't tell if sarcastic.

I had no problem with Jet Pak but fuck Donkey Kong.

5cm per second

What is this, Opposite World?

So what you're saying is don't eat the sushi?

I used this as my protest sign.

When he says "Courtesy of the red, white, and blue" I'm pretty sure he's singing about Russia.

You joke, Markthulhu, but those are apex predators that survived the K-T extinction, physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine: a half ton of coldblooded fury with a bite force of twenty-thousand newtons and a stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves.

Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.

I had a dream in which Trump died or maybe he was just ineligible to be president. Christmas was a massive disappointment this year.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

They were the Sticky Bandits in Home Alone 2. That's S T um.

If he burnt the house down, there wouldn't be anything for the Wet Bandits to steal.
Kevin 10, Bandits 8.

You really could make a shot for shot remake of Citizen Kane with nothing but Simpsons clips.

2016 has better music than Nickelback.