Samantha Stinky?

*flips switch from irreverent to maudlin*

That was a radiator.

Actually, I obliviously set up a boob joke without meaning to.

You mean Miss Urectum.

Astronomers renamed that planet to end that stupid joke once and for all.

Does that harem include Miss Planet of the Giant Praying Mantises? Because it should.

Why aren't there any huge gelatinous blobs or silicon-based life forms in this pageant?

None of those place names are as funny as Seattle.

Üter. I don't remember any Üter. Silly name, Üter.

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Melvin, of Melvin and the Squirrels, part of the Rodent Invasion in the early 60s.

Christmas Christmas Time Is Near sounds like an accountant, a hot dog vendor, a lunatic, and Satan waiting for the bus.

Does anybody else remember those anthologies by Bruce Coville?

A femputer? With a fembot inside?

You know what would make this episode better? Scary Terry, bitches!

What he should have said was "just jackin' it."

Marathon 2 came out in 1995. Vox left the band in 1994 according to Wikipedia.

Hoyt is…. well… a pretty ardent supporter of the Estado Novo, for one thing.

Brad wanted to be populist. Trust me, next year, you're going to see a bunch of stories by the Mad Genius Club clique and their camp followers on the slates.