Well it piqued my curiosity and I started googling. “Corvette” engine, posi, better gears, tons of cooling. Also not the typical rusted out truck or sketchy van. Wood paneling FTW!

“Cro, are you sure you got a vasectomy?”

This is why when you really need a vasectomy, you don’t go to Dr. Nick Riviera.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

The couple, who tied the knot in November 2008

Or foot stuff!

Katherine Legge and Christina Nielsen. I’m going to go ahead and say both of them have accomplished more than Danica.

One of my good friends got a ticket on a completely stock Lamborghini Gallardo. The Law was written very poorly and in direct opposition of Michigan state law. the ticket was thrown out.

I know it’s cultural appropriation but it’s really cultural laundering (a term I’ve just invented that’s a portmanteau of cultural appropriation and money laundering): take ill-gotten gains (say, R&B music), run it through a front (change something, slightly), and suddenly your ill-gotten gains are clean (white people…

it’s really too bad you can’t wash them, I dropped mine and now it has cat hair all over it

Right the comment section is already filling up with burner trolls.

I’m a grown ass man. I don’t need an alliterated catch phrase to decide dinner daily. 

hmmmmmmm maybe because the roads are flooded that the mythical supply won’t fall out of the sky to counter the price gouging and people are just trying to survive

Driver mod is always the best mod: fact.

Oooh, there it is. Engineering scholarships! That was the last piece of the puzzle.

Based on what you’ve said so far, I can make some assumptions.

1) White male (duh).
2) High IQ but low EQ; will likely argue that EQ isn’t a thing (it’s a thing, sorry).

Suuuuuurrrre you did.