While tweeting out a picture of a what appears to be a Cactus. Nice.

You’ve brought the wrong car

Wait! I can just declare I’m uncomfortable with a passenger and Delta will kick them off?

This story has all the Elements of a Law and Order episode.

Allemon was only doing his Civic duty.

If VW could make the R8 work, why couldn’t Volvo?

I don’t know many people who would agree with you about the PT Cruiser “Working”

Wow, “Touchdown Catch” really undersells that highlight. What a grab.

nope. Tidla’s emails were typical IM A NICE WHITE PERSON GIVE ME COOKIES, she literally checked off the bingo list. Maybe she shouldn’t have blasted her publicly, but I don’t blame her, mostly because like her in Trumps America I don’t really care about white peoples feelings anymore

This makes Margaret Cho look pretty astonishingly two-faced, tbh. Which is about the last thing I could imagine Margaret Cho being accused of. Maybe she felt like she had to be nice to Tilda because she didn’t know her well, and as she gained distance from the conversation she started to resent that she was put in a…

It’s the new version of drive-ins, for you old folks

I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.

All I want for...life.

Only when preceded by “Netflix and” does chill mean “fuck” Netflix and chill is equal to your generations “parking”.

Harbaugh told the team about the ‘lies made up by our enemies’ at a meeting in Schembechler Hall, wearing Jumpman Kleenex boxes on his feet while surrounded by Gatorade bottles of his own urine.

In the words of Turanga Leela, “Who knew hell is real? Or that it would be in New Jersey?”

Nothing says Make America Great Again like a McLaren

I’m kind of wondering at what type of person would go out in public driving a McLaren with Donald Trump vinyl wrap. Like, is that a type of person whom you would ever, under any circumstances, want to invite to your home for dinner?

Yes, but he only hunts camels with needles.