Here’s something that makes me very happy: the new 2017 Corvette Grand Sport can be had with the same blue, white and red color scheme made famous on the C4 Grand Sport, one of my favorite Corvettes ever.

Yes and no.

Jason...I love you, but please don’t post this stuff at lunchtime.

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All the sophistication and comfort of an old Jeep, with the reliability and dependability that only Italian electrics and sealing can provide. Reasonable price, too. Why have a new Jeep when you can have... ah who am I kidding?

Umm.... have you paid attention at all in the last 8 years? Michelle Obama has been criticized for EVERYTHING, from what she wears in official photos, to her college thesis topic, to the cause she supports (because what could be worse than trying to get kids to eat healthier and be more active?! What a monster!)…

The ***ONE*** time garbage human being/closet TCU fan/ineffectual dingus Bob Bowlsby has Baylor’s back, and he chooses the *****ONE****** time when he needs to be jumping down Baylor’s throats.

I thought about that bullshit the entire time I was having my first miscarriage. It’s not like a little fetus pops out with angel wings, I was bleeding for days, including work days. What, was I supposed to bring tupperware with me into the bathroom at work so I could gather blood and tissue every time I peed? Dudes…

Jet fuel can’t melt rally dreams.

You really Thrust that joke in to Lift us out of this morning Drag.

Well hopefully after all that the kid wins a cup.

It’s funny, I thought we had covered this issue in Oppo, I was a little surprised to see it here this morning.

*rushes into room*

you don’t mention the reason for the standard; it is so you (or a first responder) can quickly see where to push to release the belt even in poor visibility (like if the car is filled with smoke, or underwater, or your glasses got knocked off in a crash, etc.).

I would have never even thought about this or noticed had you not mentioned it. The color of a seat belt buckle is the least of my worries when it comes to a car. I don’t even pay attention to seat belt buckles since it’s so second nature to just put my seat belt on and drive.

I’m all about tying the design elements together and going for a the cleanest look, but in the case of the seat belt buttons, I think the red is important. It facilitates egress in an emergency, especially if the occupant is unconscious and a first responder is trying to do things quickly and effectively.

ObscureSimpsonsReference is complaining about not understanding non-obtuse video game references.