At least Tesla seems to be taking the comparison seriously and is using their own customers as automotive Vladimir Komarovs.

All fine and dandy until those sassy robots develop egos and won’t let others merge.

Yup, the Michigan GOP is having SO MUCH fun wasting taxpayer money that the Democrats are just trying to join in for the hell of it. All of em just went into politics for that reason alone. Seriously? Was the spokesperson for the Senate Majority Leader not good enough? It’s not a conspiracy, just trying to put the…

“it’s pretty customary” doesn’t mean it’s the prudent thing to do. Especially when the state is in dire need of those funds for repairing/replacing leeching lead pipes and treating lead-poisoned children. A legal defense fund was mentioned by people more familiar with the state’s resources than you or I, and…

“The Michigan Attorney General’s Office is typically responsible for representing state officials in such cases.”

Michigan: “legalize that shit! we need all the possible revenue sources we can get to cover our governor’s legal bills!”

lolololol

ATS and CTS are in Lansing, MI

Bourbon > champagne anyway. I’m sold!

But it’s a ~*marketable experience!*~ You can put it on your résumé, just like an unpaid internship!!

HANDS INSIDE THE YANK TANK AT ALL TIMES, NERDS #TRACKSAFETY

Understood. Donald Trump is as un-American as Nazism, so the ‘vette has to do a lot of ‘merica compensation.

All the better to grip yourself

Which is horseshit. A toddler in an abusive home can experience trauma, as well as 20-year-olds who’ve done four tours and can’t even buy themselves a drink when they get home. This generational nonsense exists to generate clicks and idiots gobble it up.

Is your true identity former US Representative Anthony Weiner, by chance?

PHRASING

So now you don’t know what a safe space is either. Any other trendy words you need a hand with?

It’s almost as if one creates priorities with these tradeoffs in mind.

If only there were some other option.....