Congratulations to all the Mets fans who mocked every single Cardinals loss this year.

But Sam Hinkie tried to win 15 games instead of 25; what a monster!

i actually read this comment, because it’s not a gigantic paragraph, and — yep, still nonsense

Yes, I’m the one who needs to calm down.

The Green Bay Packers.

Please be that scarecrow who owns the Steelers

Exactly

As opposed to the usual super chill gang rape trials

http://www.nytimes.com/1986/08/28/sports/knife-throwing-incident-puzzling.html

New York fans fucking brawled with the Boston Bruins 10 years after a few Eagles fans threw some snowballs at a skinny Santa Claus.

LOL i’m privileged as fuck; try again

As a fan of a shitty AL team, they’re a very fun team to watch from a distance. It’s just a rough division.

Nice job by Buck Showalter saving his closer. Maybe there will be a higher-leverage situation on April 8, 2017

Yes, Blackmon, Lemahieu, Arenado, Gonzalez, Reynolds, Hundley, Story, Dahl, and Cardullo did jack shit this year.

I didn’t “invent” the goal post. I observed it.

“any felony committed against a woman should be a full season suspension”

Your friend Barry nowhere addressed the long history of New York fans fighting with and throwing beers at opposing players

Yankees fans littered their own field with beer cans after A-Rod slapped the ball away from Bronson Arroyo in Game 6 of the 2004 ALCS. You don’t remember this, because the Yankees’ stadium isn’t in Philadelphia.

I’m willing to bet Petchesky won’t write a contradictory, condescending longform article tomorrow titled “On Toronto Fans”

“we don’t know who shot him, so let’s claim he lied to us so we can close out this case”