You don’t actually need to commit a crime to be arrested in this country. The cops can easily lie on the police report to attempt to justify a charge.

You’re still allowed to overslide a base if you’re safe.

Trumbo is a white person who places his bat down when he hits a home run.

Troll, (verb):

Yep. That’s EXACTLY what I said

- Every single Mets fan last year about Chase Utley

And they’re still gonna lose because they’re using the wrong pitcher

A completely accurate comic, aside from the fact the majority of fans were calling for a complete teardown/tank for about a decade before Hinkie arrived

honestly he’s only like the 4th most damaging injury possibility at this point

....not if the Lakers pick conveys this year

REDGE!

Political protests; MLB champagne celebrations; World’s Wildest Police Videos

In more important news, Philadelphia fans were displeased with a secular Christmas symbol 48 years ago.

Never underestimate the stupidity of New Yorkers.

Eagles are gonna fuck this team up in a few weeks.

Yes, the only other option was to be a grown white man, with an exclamation point, and murder people at a Planned Parenthood location.

It depends on the cookie

Yes, confusion is a very shitty emotion

lol

With the NFL undergoing extreme and justified criticism, exacerbated by the fact that youth football participation is plummeting, the (distant) future American sports landscape will be dominated by the NBA and MLB.