I realize this is a ‘what do you call 4000 Hyundais at the bottom of the sea? A good start’ type joke, but the vehicles were built, so still exist - whether it’s crushed, in a junkyard, or on the bottom of the sea. The world would have been a better place if they’d served a useful purpose, not just creating more…

How can two guys and a girl even afford a pizza place in this economy?

<celebrity > generates more emissions on one vacation than I do in a year but I have to sacrifice my air conditioner to save the planet.

I hear there be internet seas where only pirates are crazy enough to sail them.  And on the Islands of that sea one can find many a streaming content.  

So ,wait , the Star was a bitch to a bit player in Hollyweird ?Oh God ! That has never Happened Before ! !

And another thing, I fully admit to being sick and tired by “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer”, but it’s a pretty darn popular sing that gets a lot of airplay every year. It’s weird to include it on a list of songs most people have never heard of (at least not in the versions listed here) and never get any radio…

I have a six year old that really enjoys Garfield. My older kid liked Garfield too but has moved on. I didn’t force Garfield on either of them, but I will say that we watch the Halloween Special every year.

It’s not a mystery. It’s a sequel to a movie that is nobody’s favortie, featuring three characters that are nobody’s favorites, with the implict need to have watched two TV series which even the biggest Marvel fans are getting burned out on. The first Captain Marvel movie was a much easier sell since it was an origin…

Pretty much this. And it depresses me that the worst opening ever for Marvel still handily beat the opening of Dungeons and Dragons, which was the best time I’ve had in the theater all year.

If you’re going to say it’s the brackets that are changing, it would seriously help to *include* the before values so people can see the changes.

I worked for IOI and Najeeb Khan, and his embezzlement took advantage of the sheer magnitude of legitimate transactions the business did to obscure the illicit transactions.

The Homemade Cranberry Sauce people and the Canned Cranberry Sauce people will put aside their differences and join forces against a common enemy, i.e., you.

Here’s another question with about as much merit - “what if on Halloween, instead of candy you gave out microwaved fish?”  The answers are about the same to both of them.

maybe the ukranians and israelis would disagree with you, but what do they know? 

Have you ever heard of a government contract that came in under or on budget?

I’ve never been to Vegas when the LVCC existed, but $53M for a dedicated tunnel from the airport to the convention center seems like a good deal to me, assuming it’s utilized well. They’re paying $40M to just do repaving and improvements to roads for the F1 Circuit around Las Vegas Boulevard — this is an entirely new…

An underground battery fire should be interesting [when it happens, which it will].

And guns are also useful tools but it's amazing how many people want to limit them or access to them for law abiding citizens.

If you haven’t, you should check out The Looney Tunes Show, which is probably one of the best classically constructed sitcoms ever made.

I loved season 1 of Reacher and I think it will only get better and better.