We all knew this 30+ years ago.

This wasn't common knowledge? 

What a load of bullshit

I thought this was going to be about Letterman being a dick, but I stead 8ts just a celebrity"s bruised ego. 

As someone who also periodically thinks about Monica Bellucci and grabs snacks, I feel seen.

they had this pyramid of 26 beautiful, intelligent women standing there just staring at me like I was a piece of meat.

Sigh.... another clickbait headline. I feel cheated.

Yeah but Aliens and Predator aren’t over-the-top, or dumb. They just rule, and happen to have tons of action.

No no, it goes like this “Could he have less of a jawline?”

Here’s a great question - who the hell cares about what Matthew Perry has to say about anything? I honestly couldn’t give a shit to hear about his addiction, his days on Friends, his opinions on Dolph Lundgren or anything else. Why is this washed up addict relevant? Dude has NO jawline. 

Could Matthew Perry be anymore of an asshole?

Exactly what I was thinking. Getting “clicks” and “views” is all that matters.

Fear mongering at its finest. 

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Honestly the greatest tragedy of Matrix Resurrection, to me, is that it was kind of forgettable. The first movie is just an amazing thing. Very of its time but genre defining as well. The next two sequels will forever be debated about. Are they really that bad, were they just disappointing after the first one, were…

No, that would be a Fish burn.

Thank you for not making this a slideshow!

Those are some very cute meringue sperm!

Did I miss something where Fred Armisen is literally persona non grata in literally everything made, literally ever? Or are you using “literally” in the “substitute for subjective emphasis rendering the original word completely useless” sense?

Yeach I'm pretty shocked it didn't make the list. It's a fabulous store.